| Step 1: 老外中翻英 | Step 2: 中國人再英翻中 |
人之初 | At the beginning of life. | 生命的起初 |
性本善 | Sex is good. | 性是美好的 |
性相近 | Basically, all the sex are same. | 基本上,所有的性行為是差不多滴 |
習相遠 | But it depends on how the way you do it. | 但還是得依照個人的喜好而為之 |
苟不教 | If you do not practice all the time. | 若你不隨時勤煉精進 |
性乃遷 | Sex will leave you. | 性將遠離你的生活 |
教之道 | The way of learning it.. | 學習性的指道原則 |
貴以專 | is very important to make love with only one person.. | 最最重要的法則是做性這檔事只能對一個人 |
昔孟母 | Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng. | 曾經有一個偉大的教母:孟母 |
擇鄰處 | chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.. | 為孩子選最佳性行為示范的鄰居為鄰,避免壞的性示范而影響小朋友的身心健康 |
子不學 | If you don’t study hard,. | 再次叮囑,你若再不刻苦勤學.... |
斷機杼 | Your Dick will become useless.. | 你的雞雞就從此報廢掉 |
窦燕山 | Dou, the Famous. | 竇先生,名人 |
有義方 | owned a very effective exciting medicine. | 他有一帖非常好的藥方 |
教五子 | All his five son took it. | 生出來的五個男孩全靠這一帖 |
名俱揚 | and their sexual ability were well-known.. | 而他五個小孩的性能力,北港有名聲,下港有出名 |
養不教 | If your children don t know how to do it,. | 你的小孩若不知道如何做好性行為.... |
父之過 | It is all your fault.. | 這所有罪過都是你造成的 |
教不嚴 | If they had lots of problems with it,. | 如果你的小孩做這檔是有問題.... |
師之惰 | their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.. | 那他的老師一定教狠懶散,沒有教的狠徹底 |
子不學 | You may refuse to study this | 你或許會抗拒學習它.... |
非所宜 | but that is a real mistake. | 你就犯下真正的錯誤 |
幼不學 | If you don t learn it in childhood,. | 如果不從小學習它.... |
老何為 | you will lose your ability when aged. | 若上了年紀你會喪失所有的性能力 |
玉不琢 | If you don t exercise your dick,. | 若沒有持續你的小弟弟 |
不成器 | It won t become hard and strong.. | 它將不會變的堅硬和強壯 |
人不學 | If you don t learn sex,. | 如果你沒有學習性行為 |
不知義 | You can by no means enjoy its sweetness. | 你將無法體會享受其中的甜美 |
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